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Bill Belichick To Jets Defense: “S— My D—”

Bill Belichick has earned a reputation as the most boring man in the NFL, and with good reason.

His in-game attire is boring. His sideline demeanor is boring. His post-game press conferences are the stuff of boring man legend. But if there’s anything we’ve learned from the NFL Network’s documentary on him in September, it’s that Bill Belichick only likes to pretend he’s boring. In actuality, he’s a decorated trash-talker on the low, one who likes to dress as a pirate and roller skate around with his blonde girlfriend at Randy Moss’ Halloween party.

Welp, Pirate Bill the Trash Talker made an appearance last night, according to the New York Post. And when he did, he told the Jets defense to suck it.

Following his team’s 37-16 dismantling of Gang Green at MetLife Stadium, Belichick embraced his son, Stephen, before uttering the following phrase, one that will undoubtedly be included in Boston-New York sports lore for years to come.

“Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league, s— my d—,” the Patriots coach said in celebration.

Holey moley.

[New York Post, big h/t to Bob's Blitz]