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Can You Navigate Through Peyton Manning’s Corned Body?

Ah, fall is in the air. The leaves are falling, the winds are chilling, the days are shortening, the pigskins are flying, and corn mazes are sprucing up all over the country. Never trekked through a corn maze? You should try it, it’s (kind of) fun! And lucky you if you live near Greeley, Colorado, you get to make your quest through Peyton Manning, which is not as weird as it sounds, because it’s a corn maze.

I mean, this is one way to express your fandom. And you can’t blame Broncos fans if they’re excited, what with their impressive win over Pittsburgh in Week 1 and that vintage Peyton Manning everyone seems to be talking about.

But here’s what I don’t like about this maze: Peyton’s forehead. Definitely not big enough. That’s gotta be at least, 20 ears bigger. I don’t care if he’s wearing a hat, still not big enough.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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