We almost jumped on him for being a tiny chocolate fascist, but did you know a Nazi salute is with your right arm only? [Big Lead Sports]
Looks like another shot in the league cured his headache. [BSO]
The team later apologized. [Reddit]
And we never argued about the outcome of a soccer game again. [Slate]
5. Not sports related, still important.
Is it cool to just, like, bite that thing whole?
Here’s an awesome Louis C.K. interview with Howard Stern.