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Cock Blocked: Giants CB Prince Amukamara Is A Virgin Who’s Never Had A Drink


They’re calling him the “Black Tebow” in the Giants locker room. But unlike Tebow, Prince Amukamara has been the subject of some publicized ridicule by his teammates, most notably being dunked in a tub of ice — fully clothed — by star DE Jason Pierre-Paul. “I’ve always been the guy that’s more of an easy target to pick on just because guys know that I can take it,” he told the New York Daily News last year.

Is it because he’s soft spoken?

Is it because he’s a relatively new NFL player?

Is it because he’s literally a Nigerian prince?

Or is it because he’s NEVER HAD SEX IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

(Nor had a drink.)

“Yeah, I am a virgin. I’m not ashamed to say that,” he told Muscle and Fitness this month. Ouch. He cites his strict Catholic sensibilities, noting that he recently got engaged to girlfriend Pilar Davis at a Jabbawockeez show in Las Vegas.

Notice how he awkwardly says “I’m gonna put a ring on it. Tonight. Then, (pause), we’re…gonna…celebrate after.” (For a second, I thought he was going to add the words “with our pee-pees” to the end of that sentence.) You can almost see the pain in eyes as a lifetime of dry humping and PG-13 spooning draws to a close.



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