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Colin Cowherd Asks His Listeners To Sample Peter King’s “Meat Sandwich”

Colin Cowherd had SI’s Peter King on his radio show today, but we’re not here to talk about the interview itself – we’re here to talk about the way Cowherd teased that interview. Now, don’t get us wrong, we love our football and we love our sandwiches, but putting it this way – well, the result’s a little less appetizing:

And that right there is one of the most bizarre food metaphors we’ve heard in a while. (Where are the Fire Joe Morgan guys when you need them?!) We’re also not sure what Peter King thinks of the idea of a “Peter King meat sandwich” – if we were him, we’d be a little unsettled. An NFL meat sandwich, though? That’s a can’t-miss. Think about it: some sub chain partners with the NFL and attaches the league name to some giant overstuffed sandwich – that could sell. And now we’re hungry. Definitely more hungry than the idea of a Peter King meat sandwich makes us.

[h/t Chuck Anderson by way of Awful Announcing]