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The web roundup for Wednesday, December 5. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our starting five.

1. This is Sammy, Colin Kaepernick’s best pal.

He weighs over 100 pounds. Brought to you by Kaepernick’s dad, Rick. [BuzzFeed Sports]

2. Josh McRoberts is now JaBron McJames.

Makes us wonder: imagine if you could combine the best qualities of Josh McRoberts and LeBron James into one super-player. He’d probably look something like this. Yes, we realize that’s just a picture of LeBron. [Orlando Pinstriped Post]

3. The Lions are really, really not thrilled with Titus Young.

Damn. [Detroit Free Press]

4. Dogs driving cars.

The end is nigh. [Deadspin]

5. Not sports related, still important.

They’re inside your cable box, watch out; An Instagram-Twitter beef; French men have sperm problems, maybe.

What’s on TV.

Florida at Florida State (ESPNU, 7:00 p.m.); Women’s college basketball: Baylor at Notre Dame (ESPN2, 7:00 p.m.); Nuggets at Hawks (ESPN, 8:00 p.m.); Mavericks at Clippers (ESPN, 10:30 p.m.)

Food porn of the day.

Grilled Macaroni and Cheese. [-foodporn]

And finally, tonight…

Real frog tries to eat fake ants on a cell phone game.

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