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Darnell Dockett Is Into Women With Stab Wounds And Bullet Holes, Not Katherine Webb
Katherine Webb had suitors aplenty the fateful January night she broke the Internet. Chief among them was Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett, who couldn’t resist himself from tweeting his phone number and asking A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend for a night out on the town full of wings and strippers.
Aye @_katherinewebb hit me (240) 464-4150 when game over, lets go to wing stop then King of diamond,
Apparently it was all a ruse. Dockett, a self-proclaimed administer of gimmicks, didn’t tweet out his actual phone number, and was never actually planning on courting Webb. Here’s a bit of what he said on Xtra Sports 910 AM:
“It’s not that serious,” Dockett said. “I was just laughing at people responding because people were really thinking that I was gonna put my number on Twitter. … Anybody that knows Darnell Dockett — the real me, not just the football player, not just the guy you see on TV — anyone that knows me personally knows there is never a dull moment in my life. I’m always excited. I’m always thinking of the next gimmick, the next trick.
“She’s a very beautiful girl. I just felt like someone who’s been modeling and going to Alabama and doing all that country stuff. I just wanted to take her out of her (unintelligible) and bring her to get some of these garlic wings and barbecue wings and go see a few strippers and things like that so she can appreciate what she’s doing. I’m just giving back to the community in the long run.
There is a never a dull moment with Darnell, indeed. He’s always thinking of that next trick, like Roniah Tuiasosopo. But here’s where the interview got particularly interesting, specifically Darnell Dockett’s taste in broken women (this is not an exaggeration):
“And I would have got her if I really wanted her. But I don’t think she’s my type. I’m not into the thinner girls and the modeling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. I like girls who’ll be able to drive me and look over and be like ‘you know my driver’s license is suspended.’ I like girls who you know have bad credit when they’re 21.”
The moneymaker, folks. If you know any girls who fit Dockett’s description, please let him know. Please also let authorities know, as this woman probably needs a good deal of help.
[Xtra Sports via USA Today, Getty Images]
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