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Eli: You Are Making Me Regret My Decision To Hypothetically Bang You

by Sarah Devlin | 4:41 pm, April 3rd, 2012

Several months ago I “collaborated” on a story for SportsGrid: “Ladies, Who Would You Rather: Eli Manning Or Tom Brady?” I took the pro-Eli position for reasons that I think still hold up today. However. These photos are causing some problems for me:

You know you’ve got a problem when not even the sight of Manning holding his cute kid is enough to distract you from…everything else that’s going on. Although I maintain that a little bit of rest/un-self-conscious bumming around on the beach is well-deserved after winning the Super Bowl. And also at least 9/10ths of what’s bad about that photo can be blamed on the swim trunks and the sunglasses. All right, I’m out of excuses. Eliiii! I’m trying to defend you over here.

[Photo via TMZ]

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alexa

God, people are so weirdly superficial. I was totally turned on. I loved the way he was interacting with his baby daughter and his wife and how he wore those kooky shorts that his wife probably just handed to him that morning. He doesn’t give a shite except for what’s important and people are ragging on him because he’s utterly clueless to the papparrazzi and doesn’t look like Thor? Wth. There are tons of great pics of Eli with his baby here:

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/eli+manning

I don’t let the media dictate to me what’s hot.
ElleBeth

Ok. I see NOTHING wrong with that pic of Eli. Google “Aaron Rodgers beach” and tell me what’s so bad about Eli. These newspapers choose certain pics and then say, “Look!” Whatever.
Anonymous

Hey, Sarah?
I hear the National Enquirer is looking for a “reporter”……
Anonymous

ROFL! So true! Rodgers looks horrible with his shirt off!
Jason_in_Vegas

Not to defend Eli Manning here, but who the hell cares about his fucking shorts? The chick who wrote this stupid article would no doubt have a shit fit if a guy was trashing a woman in this manner. I don’t care in either case, but the hypocrisy is pretty fucking annoying. Sarah Devlin, you suck. I hope you get fired. Boo
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Sarah Devlin - Get a life