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Five Things You Should See On The Internet This Evening, Including The Greatest Faces In NBA History

The best assorted links from across the web (and what you should watch on TV tonight) for Wednesday, January 18th. Photo h/t to Barry Petchesky. Now, our starting five:

1. ROB LOWE: NOT AN NFL REPORTER. Now even the Colts’ owner is laughing at him for saying Peyton Manning would retire. Peyton’s dad already laughed at him earlier.

2. DWYANE WADE: RICH AND FAMOUS. When you are those two things, you can get cars delivered to you in that fashion.

3. THE NEW YORK JETS’ LOCKER ROOM: DYSFUNCTIONAL. At least that’s what LaDainian Tomlinson told Inside the NFL, anyway. Odds are some people in that locker room won’t be back in 2012. Like LaDainian Tomlinson.

4. LIONEL MESSI’S HAND: STEPPED ON. Looked painful, but the world’s best player went on to record a key assist in the win over Real Madrid, so he handled it pretty well. (video via Dirty Tackle)

5. NOT SPORTS RELATED, STILL IMPORTANT: If you missed it earlier, Mark Wahlberg said he could have prevented 9/11, then apologized for saying he could have prevented 9/11. No word on what he thinks Peyton Manning’s next move is.

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: Blazers at Hawks (ESPN, 8 p.m.); Mavericks at Clippers (ESPN, 10:30 p.m.); Cincinnati at Connecticut (ESPN2, 7 p.m.); Modern Family (ABC, 9 p.m.); True Life: I’m a Sex Offender (MTV, 10 p.m.); Die Hard With A Vengeance (AMC, 8 p.m.)

AND FINALLY, TONIGHT: Seems like everyone on this “InterNet” thing loves animal videos. Are we doing this right? (Seriously, if you’re not a fan of spiders, maybe you should pass on this one.)