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Five Things You Should See On The Internet, Brought To You By Tim Tebow: Sex Symbol

The best assorted links from across the web (and what you should watch on TV tonight) for Wednesday, January 11th. Today’s edition brought to you by Tim Tebow sexing you right out of those pants… and into a pair of Jockey’s. Let’s get to it, shall we?

1. EVERY STATE IN THE UNION HATES MARK SANCHEZ: Except Alaska. Bless your heart, Alaska.

2. DAVID AKERS’ PERSONAL LIFE WAS A CLUSTERMESS: Last year, doctors found a tumor on the ovary of his daughter. Then he was dropped by the Eagles. Oh, and a Ponzi scheme cost him his life savings. This weekend, he’ll be kicking for the 49ers in the playoffs.

3. COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS ONE GIANT SWEATSHOP: According to Bomani Jones, a college football playoff system doesn’t fix the core problems with the sport.

4. SWEET FANCY MOSES WHAT IS HAPPENING ON AL DAVIS’ SON’S HEAD.

5. NOT SPORTS RELATED, STILL IMPORTANT: According to a study in the Journal of the American Medical Association, smoking up to a joint per day doesn’t seem to decrease lung function. Fans of Deion Sanders’ on-air weed references? Overjoyed.

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: Heat vs. Clippers (ESPN, 10:30PM), Syracuse vs. Villanova (ESPN2, 7PM), Texas A&M vs. Texas (ESPN2, 9PM), Goodfellas (VH1, 6:30), Modern Family (9PM, ABC), True Life: I’m A Chubby Chaser (MTV, 9PM), I Cloned My Pet (TLC, 9PM).

AND FINALLY TONIGHT: KID VOMITS DURING DRUM SOLO, KEEPS DRUMMIN’.

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