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Food Porn: 16 Food Ideas For When You Watch Football This Weekend

by Dan Fogarty | 3:57 pm, August 31st, 2012

The football season starts this weekend, and in honor of America being whole again, we’re debuting a new weekly feature we’ll run every Friday called “Football Food Porn.” Here, we’ll feature some football-inspired game day meals designed to make you stiff-arm your ordinary pregame bag of chips, and instead strive for greatness.

Some are old favorites. Some are new twists on time-honored game day snacks. All of them are sexy. Without further ado, here’s some food porn to get you ready for some football.

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1.Slow Smoked Brisket Grilled Cheese

Must suck for you. Being gorgeous.

2.Cheddar Shrimp Nachos

Mmm. Look at you there. All covered in shrimp. Lookin' all hot.

3.A Muffin Filled With Pulled Pork

I had no idea what you were workin' with. But damn, am I glad I found out.

4.Macaroni Hot Dog

Come home with me. So I can eat you.

5.Tacos

So simple. So Seductive.

6.Scallops Wrapped In Bacon

You, wrapped in bacon. My taste buds, wrapped in you.

7.Pastrami On Rye

You want to do it here? Right in the middle of Katz's? Ohh. You're bad as hell. And I love it.

8.Train Wreck Po Boy

I hear you're part andouille sausage, steak, salami, cheese, and onion. God, you're exotic.

9.Kit Kat M&M Birthday

Break me off a piece of dat ass.

10.Crab Cake Sandwich

Do me, Maryland.

11.Chicken Breast Wrapped In Bacon

I'd hit it.

12.Beef Brisket With Goat Cheese

You classy, huh?

13.Torta Diabla

Chicken. Chile de arbol. Habanero Jalapeño. Guacamole. Oh. Something else you should have? My number.

14.Chicken Pesto Flatbread

Oh, I didn't see you there. Didn't see you bein' all hot and stuff.

15.Fresh Sliced Basturma

More like fresh sliced sexy.

16.A Giant Turkey Leg

I'm sorry for staring. I... must've gotten lost in your beautifully seared tendons. Gosh. You're so beautiful.

17.Beer Of The Week: Two Brothers' Atom Smasher

I heard about your 7.7 percent ABV. And I dig it.

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