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Today In Brilliant Ideas: Football Predictions From A Hot Tub (Video)

Mary Allison is just your average girl who gives NFL and NCAA football predictions. There’s one small catch: she goes by the name “Hot Tub Hottie,” and gives said predictions from… a hot tub.

Yes, the newest trend in football pick’em is apparently hot girls in hot tubs giving “expert” analysis. In Allison’s case, her brief football-related segments are interrupted by montages of swimwear photo shoots with what sounds like low-grade porno music playing in the background. Hammerin’ Hank this ain’t.

Another site jumping on the boobies-for-picks bandwagon is Hot Tub Sleeper Picks, where scantily clad girls in bikinis and pajamas discuss their fantasy football predictions for the week. There is even a segment on NFL player injuries where, of course, there is an “analyst” dressed in a nurse’s outfit.

I guess this is just the natural marriage between those “Bikini Destination” shows and fantasy football – meaning, it’s something that you pretty much saw coming but is still pretty ridiculous when it actually becomes, you know…a thing.