NFLWAG Spotting

Man Opens Hotel Room Door, Is Greeted By Fantastic Butt

Here’s what I think is happening here. A man who is staying at a posh Brazilian resort has decided that he wants to leave his hotel room — maybe he came back from the pool for a second to grab something, and he’s in the process of going back outside. Whatever.

He opens the door to leave his hotel room, and BAM: Tom Brady’s supermodel wife, Gisele, is just strolling on by. Because Gisele’s butt is a) right in his line of vision, and b) the butt of one of the most beautiful women in the world, he looks. Completely reactionary and understandable, because looking for a second is part of your evolutionary makeup if you’re a man (but stare for more than a beat or two, and you enter dicier territory).

BUTT THEN.

Snap. An unseen photog captures him is his gandering state, and suddenly, that reactionary and understandable look is frozen in time, and becomes deliberate and creepy. LOOK OUT, GISELE. THERE’S A CREEPY MAN BEHIND YOU. LOOKIN’ AT YOUR BUTT.

Busted Coverage has more photos from this sequence, so decide for yourself if this man is indeed creeping on butts, or is, in fact, a victim of butt circumstance.

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