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Here’s A Nice Photo Of Rob Gronkowski And An Ex-Pornstar

Rob Gronkowski had a fantastic summer. Boozing with college kids, going to Playboy parties with no discernible shirt, getting naked in a magazine, crossing swords with his brother at the ESPYs; talking about virgins — twice; there really wasn’t anything Gronk didn’t accomplish during the offseason, and the summer of 2012 will forever be known as the “Summer of Gronk.”

It was a great time across the board. Which is why, as the autumn stakes its leafy claim on our lives, we welcome this artifact from one beautiful summer.

It’s a photo, featuring Gronkowski and former porn star BiBi Jones — the same BiBi Jones who Gronk had previously been photographed with — just, you know, being friends. It’s not a new photo — this is apparently from the same batch that the previous one was from — but it’s just now seeing the light of day.

The photo was tweeted from Jones’ Twitter account (she’s now known as Britney Maclin, because she’s retired from porn), but a subsequent tweet says she was the victim of a phone heist. Caution: there are nude photos on her timeline, so be careful if you’re at work.

Omg! I’m partying & these Boston took my phone so they could post those pics. Holy fuck! This is gonna be drama.

Since that tweet (and the tweet with the photo of Gronk) haven’t been deleted, we’re skeptical about Ms. Maclin’s “omg my phone was stolen” story. But we thank her for this reminder of a time when things were just… Gronkier.

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