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Hater’s Ball: Golden Tate And Jimmy Clausen Go On A Double Date

If you didn’t hate Notre Dame enough, here’s some more ammo. Jimmy Clausen (yeah, this Jimmy Clausen) successfully courted incredibly-attractive volleyballer Jess Gysin via Twitter, and now the two are dating. (Read that last sentence again. So much to despise.)

Clausen “plays” for the Carolina Panthers, while his former Fighting Irish receiver Golden Tate is running routes for the Seattle Seahawks. The two college buddies apparently still keep in touch, as they went on a double date at a Dodgers game on Tuesday. Apparently, Charlie Weis stressed post-college relationship maintenance in between botched offensive playcalls. (I know, I know. A bit of a reach in the hate department. But they play for Notre Dameeeeee.)

In addition to noting Tate’s admittedly fantastic “Wanna Spoon?” shirt (we have to give that to him) Busted Coverage informs us that Gysin’s friend is named Molly, and is a regular ol’ girl who is “not that cool for a bio,” per her Twitter bio.

By the way, if you haven’t been introduced to Gysin, America, here you go. America, Gysin. Gysin, America.

[Busted Coverage]

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