Ah, to be a 27-year-old 18-time Olympic gold medalist retiree. [Busted Coverage]
The number of worlds colliding here is staggering. [Huffington Post]
…wonder why that could be? Oh. Right. [Deadspin]
His knees just will not cooperate. [SB Nation]
5. Not sports related, still important.
“Buffalo Potato Chicken Skins made to look like footballs.”
Football-shaped food is the best-shaped food.