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Ndamukong Suh Will Not be Suspended For Kicking Matt Schaub In The Groin

The web roundup for Monday, November 26. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our starting five.

1. No suspension for Suh.

Might be fined, though. And Matt Schaub isn’t a fan. Hard to punish a guy at all when it’s impossible to say whether he actually did anything on purpose, though, isn’t it? [SB Nation]

2. Deez Nets.

No one can say this franchise doesn’t have a knack for marketing. [h/t Darren Rovell]

3. Metta World Peace sells you a cell phone watch.

He can’t live without it. [Ball Don't Lie]

4. Reporter asks UCLA coach if he threw the Stanford game.

How uncomfortable is this? I can’t even bring myself to watch it. [Deadspin]

5. Not sports related, still important.

What would happen if Texas actually seceded?; Andrew W.K. will not actually be an ambassador of partying to Bahrain; The uncertain future of marijuana legalization.

What’s on TV.

Panthers at Eagles (ESPN, 8:30 p.m.); Knicks at Nets (TNT, 7 p.m.); WWE Monday Night Raw (USA, 8 p.m.); How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.); Bones (Fox, 8 p.m.); A Few Good Men (AMC, 8 p.m.); Idiocracy (IFC, 8 p.m.); Edward Scissorhands (IFC, 9:45 p.m.); Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (Spike, 8 p.m.); WALL-E (ABC Family, 9 p.m.); Revolution (NBC, 10 p.m.)

Food porn of the day.

Several delicious things piled on top of one another. [Creative Culnary via Food Porn Daily]

And finally, tonight…

Cee-Lo and The Muppets. What more do you need in life? [h/t Hypervocal]

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