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NFL Week 3 Power Rankings, With A Side Of Snark And Chain Restaurants


NFL Power Rankings

NFL Week 2 is over, which means NFL Week 3 is coming, if my calculations are accurate. This means we must do NFL Power Rankings, because we are a society that must rank things.

Before I rank every NFL team, I will rank chain restaurants:

1. Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse
2. Johnny Rockets
3. Rainforest Cafe
4. Macaroni Palace Grill
5. Illegal Seafood
6. Seafood of Ambiguous Legality
7. Chili’s
8. Cheesecake Factory
9. Buffalo Wild Wings
9. Hooters
11. Tony Romo’s

Our rankings are based mainly on the thoughts of oddsmakers, via futures odds and current point spreads. There are minor tweaks based on ambiguity. These power rankings are not my power rankings. As I will reiterate all year, I’m not an expert, because nobody is an expert.




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