Last week, we got to watch a soccer player pick up a dog by the neck and throw it into a chain-link fence. That was bad enough, but this week three radio hosts at Atlanta’s ESPN 790 The Zone decided to make fun of former New Orleans Saints safety Steve Gleason’s ALS, or Lou Gehrig’s Disease.

Michael Irvin was on NFL Network bashing Browns’ offensive tackle Joe Thomas yesterday. Thomas made the 28th spot in their top 100 players list and Irvin did not approve.

Ocho Klinko just made contact with the outside world 5 days into his jail sentence for touching his lawyer’s butt in court. Probably not the best ambassador for the civilized world, but Terrell Owens did a nice thing and stopped by to say what up, Tweet about it, talk about Chad’s hair. Sounds like an obnoxious sequel to The Shawshank Redmeption.

You will NEVER forget this story.

But … what about my lotions and cosmetics? Where will I keep them? I have very sensitive skin!

There are a few subtle differences — notably race, weight, job description and tattoo choices — but Jets coach Rex Ryan and rapper Kanye West are pretty much the same dude nowadays. They both think they’re the best at their respective life positions, and they aren’t afraid to tell us about it.

Getting out ahead of your competitors means reading fantasy analysis while other people are focused on things like “NBA Finals” and “attending to children.”

The testicle-quarterback exchange program could be the next big thing in NFL free agency.