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The web roundup for Tuesday, September 11. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our starting five.

1. Is Miss USA doing movement right into Ryan Lochte’s heart?

He and Olivia Culpo were seen together at Fashion Week. Rate these two as a potential couple: #Jeah or nay? [Hot Clicks]

2. Tom Brady has definitely found his way into Wes Welker’s.

But seriously, Wes, we know you’re just trying to get the ball more. [The Big Lead]

3. Jerry Jones’ son-in-law will wipe your glasses, too.

Well, sort of. He designed Jerry Wipes, which the Cowboys will soon sell via their online store. A meme is a terrible thing to waste. [Shutdown Corner]

4. Arkansas’ loss made other fans go crazy, too (NSFW language).

No word on whether this guy turned to song after the game to cope. [SB Nation]

5. Not sports related, still important.

Hey kid, don’t shoot yourself in the penis with a handgun and then blame it on gangs; 4 ways that Apple’s iPhone 5 might disappoint customers; Tom Hanks Eulogizes Michael Clarke Duncan With Hilarious Anecdote.

What’s on TV.

Regional coverage, New York Yankees at Boston or Tampa Bay at Baltimore (MLB Network, 7 p.m.); Men’s national teams, World Cup qualifier, USA vs. Jamaica (ESPN2, 8 p.m.)

Food porn of the day.

“Good God. Ron Swanson would have a heart attack.”

And, finally tonight.

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