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Sean Payton Will Be Divorced Soon, So He Went To The Bahamas To Awkwardly Dance Up On A Young Blonde

by Dan Fogarty | 12:05 pm, July 10th, 2012

What is suspended Saints head coach and soon-to-be-bachelor Sean Payton doing in the Bahamas? According to gossip rag of note TMZ, he’s “bumping and grinding his pain away” with a “hot blonde.” Although, to us, it looks less “bumping and grindish,” more, “Sean Payton is going through a very public mid-life crisis and, dear God, is on a Bahamas dance floor trying to move to ‘Cashin’ Out.’” How did we get here?

The (grainy) video, courtesy of some dude who doesn’t know how to hold his iPhone.

[TMZ]

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