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The Peyton That We Used To Know


The second Gotye parody we’ve seen in the past week details the divergent paths of two quarterbacks — Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow. Via YouTube:

Now and then I think about when you were drafted
Just a Volunteer player with a pedigree
Told myself that you were right for the team
But secretly I wanted Ryan Leaf
But I was wrong and you’re the best I can remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of success
Like every game was a win, always a win
So when I heard we had let you go
Faith in my team was at an all-time low
But I’ll admit the statement you read made me cry

But I know we had to cut you off
You were awesome but your vertebrae just kept on breakin’
Now we’ve drafted Andrew Luck
Cause watching Curtis Painter was a little bit rough
And even though you ran so slow
You won a ring, broke some records so we’ll hang up your number
I guess all Colts become Broncos
Now you’re just some QB that I used to know

Now you’re just some QB that I used to know
Now you’re just some QB that I used to know

Now and then I think of all the games you screwed us over
Part of me not caring ’cause of all the games you had won
But Elway didn’t wanna play that way
Scoring six points every single game
The fans didn’t want to let you go
But a four time MVP made you some QB that we used to know

But you didn’t have to trade him John
Make out like a playoff victory was barely nothing
And even though we love you Tim
Your quarterback ratings were a little bit rough.
I’ll admit that you are good in red zones
But your throwing really sucks and you’re a bit of a fumbler
I guess Jesus doesn’t like Broncos
Now you’re just some QB that I used to know

(X2)
Some QB I used to know
Some QB Now you’re just some QB that I used to know

I used to know
That I used to know
I used to know
Some QB

Written & Directed by: David Ward and Kody Gibson
Starring: Russell Groves and Lizabeth Walters
Recorded and Mixed by: Mark C. Wilson
Makeup by: Jenny Li

[Reddit]




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