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Tom Brady Is A Pretty Guy, But It Wasn’t Always That Way

Oh Tom Brady, you so pretty. I can’t go five minutes on these here interwebz without seeing your flashy mug. But sometimes I wonder if you’ve always been this really, really, ridiculously good looking. And then sometimes SI Vault administrator Andy Gray tweets a picture of you as a 10-year-old. And then I’m like, huh?

OK, so a few things are going on here. First, this is Tom Brady at 10-years-old. If I were a bettin’ man, I’d say he’s probably 14, hovering 15 at this stage in his life. But we’re talking about a future NFL quarterback here, so I guess it makes sense he was a little head of the puberty curve (and don’t Gisele know it!). That having been said, Tom was a hideous 10-year-old. He’s a little chubby, his hair uncharacteristically unkempt (though still kind of in a purposely frizzled way), and his smile is hauntingly similar to that girl of “ERMAHGERD” fame.

I can’t say 25 years ago I would have put chips on that kid getting married to this (I wasn’t alive, but that’s another thing), but I’m sure the payout now would be quite handsome. But like I said, I’m not a bettin’ man.

[@si_vault, h/t NESN]

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