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This Poor Sportswriter Accidentally Tweeted A Link To A Porn Site

If you’re Florida Times-Union sportswriter Vito Stellino, your nightmare goes something like this: you’re working from home. You’re using a personal computer, and maybe, during some down time, you open up an incognito window in Google Chrome or something. You head on over to a site with a name like Bang Brigade, or Slam Tube, or Butt Frenzy, and peruse. You know — just to get the ol’ creative juices flowing a bit.

Later, after you get back to work, you want to share a link to a good story — something on the USFL, perhaps. Something your 4,000+ followers will enjoy.

Instead, you accidentally tweet the link to that other thing you were looking at: a 33-minute long video titled “Hot Blonde Fucked Backstage.”

Uh-oh.

Yep. That link doesn’t actually go to a “Good story by Jim Steeg” on the rebirth of the USFL, but does, in fact, go to xHamster.com, a website of ill repute. The tweet has since been deleted, and Vito doesn’t mention it on his Twitter page.

But you know what? It could’ve been worse, Vito! That link could’ve led to some really freaky-deaky stuff, but, as Gizmodo points out, “Hot Blonde Fucked Backstage” is about as vanilla as can be in the pantheon of accidental porn links. Keep on doing you, Mr. Stellino — just be more careful when you copy and paste next time.

[Awful Announcing]