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America: What Should You Buy Wes Welker For His Wedding?

by Sarah Devlin | 1:12 pm, May 30th, 2012

Patriots receiver Wes Welker is getting married, and his Williams-Sonoma registry with fiancé Anna Burns has been brought to our attention via the sleuths at Busted Coverage, who also have more photos of the happy couple. Given the abundance of artisanal pasta-making tools and soufflé dishes (and given that the first Google result for “Wes Welker cooking” is this recipe for “Touchdown Turkey Chili” I’m guessing that most of the items on this list are for Burns, but it’s more fun to imagine Welker obsessing over getting juuuust the right kind of porcelain ramekin.

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1.All-Clad Stainless-Steel Asparagus Pot, $59.95

"Preparing perfectly cooked asparagus can be a tricky task because the bottoms always take longer to cook than the tender tips." It is weird that no one has figured out how to cook asparagus properly.

2.Lambswool Floor Duster, $59.95

Imagining Wes Welker pushing this around his kitchen is great.

3.OXO Panini Brush, $8.95

Because regular dish scrubbers are not fit for panini pans.

4.Chef'n Lime Juicer, $17.95

FOR LIMES ONLY.

5.Ravioli Stamp Square, $7.00

This is actually sort of awesome.

6.Regular Pop-Up Sponges, Yellow (Set of 12), $16.95

Between the ravioli stamp and these sponges, I think this is Wes and Anna's way of throwing a bone to their unemployed friends. "For your wedding, I got you these $16 sponges. All best!"