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COUNTERPOINT: Eli Manning Can Look As Dorky As He Wants, The Ladies Still Love Him

SportsGrid’s Dan Fogarty recently asked America if this was the dorkiest Eli Manning has ever looked. But people can’t seem to get enough of him, regardless. Below, SportsGrid’s Evan Sporer explains the appeal of Eli.

I’ve been a huge Eli Manning proponent as long as he’s been a Giant. I was on his side when he was throwing four interceptions a game. I was on his side when the team didn’t make the playoffs. I’m an Eli-ride-or-die guy.

So the guy is dorky? Who cares. You know who doesn’t care? His two rings and two Super Bowl MVP’s. Whether or not women want to bang Eli Manning, or would marry Eli Manning, or do whatever with Eli Manning, is neither here nor there. To set the record straight, I would not like to bang Eli Manning.

But the entity THAT IS Eli Manning is prospering, and no one can deny that. Know all those NBA players that are dressing like geeks? Yeah, Eli was a geek BEFORE the NBA instituted its dress code. Want proof that what Eli’s doing is working? Look no further than this drugged-out girl, who can’t stop blabbing about Eli. No shit this girl wants nothing to do with Ellen–she wants the hot, proven commodity. And this girl spends some time beating around the bush, but when she gets to, “Eli Manning, I know you have a wife and kids, but I want your…” just about everyone knows where she’s going.

h/t Barstool Sports

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