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Olympic Sports

Olympians Are Using Tinder To Have Lots Of Hot Olympian Sex


The story of the London Olympics was sex.

But in the past two years, we’ve made huge advances as a society. The biggest of these achievements is the creation of Tinder, an app that makes it easier to have sex with those around you. Potential mates pop up on your screen, you swipe right, and if they did too, you talk and say, “Let’s sex.” Then, you sex.

According to snowboarder Jamie Anderson, it’s all the rage in Sochi Olympic village.

“Tinder!” Anderson told Us with a laugh about the dating app. “Tinder in the Olympic Village is next level. It’s all athletes! In the mountain village it’s all athletes. It’s hilarious. There are some cuties on there…”

“There was a point where I had to be like OK, this is way too distracting,” she said of using Tinder. “I deleted my account to focus on the Olympics.”

She quit Tinder, she won gold. A Russian snowboarder gave out his phone number and received naked pics up the ass… and he lost. Correlation = causation, ipso facto, sex is bad and you should never have it.

[US Weekly]


  • TheKnowerseeker

    Disgusting. And we praise and idolize these people for being the fastest or “best” at whatever physical games they play? They’re nothing but trash. Worse than trash, for what kind of a sociopath does it take to truly enjoy casual sex? God designed sex to tie together the hearts of a man and a woman (in marriage), not to be something you just happen to do with your private parts (and the private parts of others), like going tinkle or poop. This must be their thought process: “YOLO, and there is no deeper meaning to life than shallow debauchery, so let me go bang-bang with as many holes or sticks attached to physically attractive but hollow meat-puppets as I can!” Sodom and Gomorrah reborn at the Olympics. Sickening.

  • Yolo

    Praise Jesus you self righteous, right wing nut job. Stop pretending your views have any significance in this world anymore. Your faith is nothing more than a punchline.


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