D-Wade takes time out of his busy schedule of waiting for the Knicks or Pacers to lose four games, to surprise a pretty…high school girl…at prom? Wrong on a couple levels. Namely: Take a dork, dude. Photos from the event after the jump.

George Hill took a nasty elbow to the brain case this week, causing him to miss Game 5 and now Game 6 tonight. He’s arguably been their best player in the series, but the NBA’s new concussion policy is preventing him front playing. Would they do the same thing if Carmelo was experiencing headaches? We examine the policy and show the play where he gets popped by Tyson Chandler after the jump.

Phil talks with Jeanie. Jeanie talks with her brother Jimmy. Jimmy tells Jeanie to ask Phil to talk to him. Mitch calls Phil and tells him he’s not invited because they want Mike. Then Mike sucks. Video of Phil’s explanation of the whole thing after the jump.

Brooklyn wants a team, MLS wants a new franchise, and David Beckham wants to be Jay-Z. Bing bang boom. Deets afta tha jump…

The short answer: A combination of bad luck and incredible defense by the guys in red, white and blue. Video after the jump.