- You're So Vein: Tour de France Rider Posts Leg Selfie, Causes Uproar
- Yet Another Ridiculously Awesome Zlatan Ibrahimović Goal
- Stephen A. Smith Issues Apology On Monday Morning's First Take
- LeBron Can't Even Pick His Own Number Without Controversy
- Georgia's Todd Gurley Gunning For 2,000 Yards This Season
These robbers didn’t know who Mayura Dissanayake was. We didn’t either, but we’ll never forget him after this.
This isn’t a WWE storyline. This is something that actually happened in real life. We wish there was video proof.
Which Chuck Knoblauch do you remember? The Twins’ second baseman nicknamed “Fundamentally Sound” by ESPN, who was the 1991 Rookie of the Year, four-time All Star, two-time Silver Slugger, Gold Glover, and World Champion? Or perhaps the Yankees’ infielder who worked his way into the outfield by contracting “Steve Sax Disease,” throwing the ball past his first baseman and one night into the head of Keith Olbermann’s mom? Maybe the Royals’ outfielder whose got cut before the end of the season and then was named an HGH user in the Mitchell Report (which he later admitted to)?
Sometimes we wonder if Darren Rovell is a Sacha Baron Cohen character the way he actively exhibits such an incredibly weak understanding of what human beings are or how they work. See how he missed the point this time.
We found out last summer just how stupid Mike and Maurkice Pouncey are when they donned “Free Hernandez” hats at a nightclub in support of friend and (alleged) murderer Aaron Hernandez. We found out that they’re even dumber than originally thought when a report surfaced that a man has accused the dynamic duo of assaulting him at the very same club!
New York Giants safety Will Hill is in hot (bong) water after reportedly testing positive for marijuana. But according to a report from NJ.com, Hill is claiming that the positive test stemmed from secondhand exposure to weed smoke, insinuating that he was in a club where others were partaking in the devil’s lettuce but he declined.
— Julie Montanaro WCTV (@JulieMontanaroW) May 15, 2014
Got plans this weekend? Why not stay home, pop some corn and watch surveillance footage of a Heisman Trophy winner stealing crab legs from a Publix? Sorry, no police car case.