Dereck Chisora lost last night to WBC champion Vitali Klitschko, but that wasn’t all the fighting he did. That was thanks to David Haye, another British heavyweight, who came to the press conference, aimed some trash talking Chisora’s way… and left after hitting Chisora in the head with a glass bottle and generally making a mess. Video after the jump.

After Filipino Johnriel Casimero beat Argentine Luis Alberto Lazare by TKO to win the vacated IBF light flyweight title in Buenos Aires on Friday night, things got a bit… testy. Fans stormed the ring, going after Casimero and throwing punches, bottles and chairs. The beef was reportedly over some dirty maneuvers — some ear and neck biting in the fourth and eighth rounds, to be exact — but all we know is that Casimero spent way too much time in the ring after everything went to hell. Get out of there, dude!

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Jerry Sandusky had a pre-trial hearing this morning, the creepiest aspect of which was that he couldn’t stop smiling. After that hearing, Sandusky stepped up to a podium and gave a statement to assembled reporters.

Ah, the New York Giants victory parade. A time to revel in a shared feeling of victory among fellow fans. A time to take the kids out of school so they can enjoy a once-in-a-lifetime experience. A time — BRO, ARE THOSE GIRLS GONNA FIGHT?

In addition to signing day, Colorado coach Jon Embree now has something else to worry about: his fourth-leading tackler, Will Pericak, getting arrested on suspicion of physical harassment and trespassing. Pericak allegedly got “heavily intoxicated,” refused to leave a bar, gave the bartender at that bar a chest-bump…oh, and also set the contents of bucket in that bar on fire. The police report said Pericak told them, “I haven’t done anything illegal.” They didn’t seem to agree. [Busted Coverage]

You’re a police officer in Salem, Mass. You’ve dedicated your life to that town, and helping make it safer. You’re proud of what you do. Not just anyone can do your job, you think, and you’re right. You’ve trained hard, worked a long time to be in this position. You wonder how duty will call today. Then, you get a call…and hear that “an inflatable Patriots guy” was stolen from a local yard. You weep softly. [Busted Coverage]

Maybe this guy’s attempt to rob a smoke shop in Seattle while apparently (partly) dressed as the University of Washington’s Husky mascot failed could have been less intimidating. He could have worn footie pajamas. He could have pulled a plastic knife, or foam sword. He could have worn a propeller beanie over the Husky mascot head. It wouldn’t have been easy, is the point. Video of this farce here. [Busted Coverage]

In a report filed to Wisconsin’s ABC affiliate, a source has alleged that former Wisconsin associate athletic director John Chadima grabbed a male subordinate’s crotch at a boozy Rose Bowl-week party in southern California. This doesn’t look good, obviously. Details, after the jump.

Today in “Nothing good can happen in a Virginia bar after 2AM”: police in Fredericksburg say that Ravens and Patriots fans took turns throwing each other through windows at a nightspot early Saturday morning. According to the Fredericksburg news desk, the fight started because two groups of fans “expressed their loyalties to the opposing teams,” which I’m pretty sure is the basic formula for how sports-related barfights start.