God, what would we do without TMZ? Where would we go for our reports on Baseball Wives threatening each other with sex toys, or terrible decisions by our best basketball players to not to have prenups? Where would we go for reports like these (aptly tagged “STARS IN HEAT”), about A-Rod and WWE diva Torrie Wilson hanging out together in Miami, showing off their “lean, ripped physiques?”
Surely, we would not have this gem of a photo.
Or this one, for that matter.
So many jams to be listened to. So many backs to be nibbled on in the jacuzzi. There are only so many hours in a day.