Word To The Wise: Don’t Use Microphones To Record Jayson Werth, As He Will Get Pissed And Leave

  • Eric Goldschein

The Nationals dropped another game to the Phillies last night, losing three of four against their division rival this week (though just five of their last 10 overall). Maybe that’s why Jayson Werth, despite going 2-4, was in such a pissy mood after the game.

Damn, Jayson. Who shit in your cereal? Don’t be mad at the young guy holding the mic — be mad at yourself for looking the way you do.

[Bob’s Blitz]

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