It’s National Mascot Day — when we celebrate those costumed entertainers who make our games bearable. But as you know, mascots are just like you and I — sometimes they go too far, even bordering on freaky and lascivious.
So we celebrate today with several examples of mascots being wholly inappropriate. Don’t look, kids!
Moondog being consoled after Warriors beat Cavs.
— Moondog (@CavsMoondog) June 16, 2017
He’s going full Grizzly!
Your mascot could never….
— Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) June 16, 2017
Um, hand shouldn’t be there.
— TWICE GLOBAL (@TWICE_GLOBAL) June 7, 2015
Every dream I had during high school.
— Mike Brown (@micbro85) April 23, 2017
— Ryan Brookhart (@RyanBrookhart) July 26, 2016
— Alt-Rupert (@TheMurdochTimes) February 10, 2016
Another completely inappropriate circumstance involving children.This is a mascot Mr. Sack for testicular cancer pic.twitter.com/x2nlxdyr7Q
— furfante (@nicolemilfie) July 4, 2015
— Jon Mann (@jon_mann) March 30, 2015
Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that "situation" back in ur pants. pic.twitter.com/zQYNY5dHAQ
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) November 10, 2014