Mascot Power Rankings: Spurs Coyote Now A Terrifying Alien Creature Following Collision During Game

  • Rick Chandler

The Spurs Coyote was just doing his job annoying people in the stands when Nuggets’ guard Aaron Brooks collided with him in the aisle while chasing a loose ball, knocking the mascot’s eyes akimbo. The Coyote then lost his peepers completely, but to his credit, then acted out the part of a blind mascot to perfection. Let’s go to the video tape.

So Blind Spurs Coyote takes the No. 1 spot in our Mascot Power Rankings for this month.

Meanwhile, this just appeared on Twitter:

No word on what that mascot was. A snake? Pig? Please advise, Richie.

Now here’s the rest of the rankings. Enjoy.

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