I don’t know many play-by-play announcers who would have the nuts to handle this the way Vin Scully, Dodgers annoucer, did. But I don’t know too many play-by-play announcers who are Vin Scully, besides this one guy. His name: Vin Scully.
Anyway, watch this (via @Lana):
“I’m okaaaay.” Perfect.
Here’s how you deal with taking a pitch to the junk, by the way: