While Derek Jeter Gets #RE2PECT, Alex Rodriguez Gets A Whole Lot Of #F13K Yous

  • Eric Goldschein

That Jordan commercial for Derek Jeter that premiered over the All-Star break was pretty sweet, right? No player is more deserving of respect (or, #RE2PECT) than the Captain.

What would a similar commercial look like for Jeter’s disgraced teammate, Alex Rodriguez? Funny or Die has the answer:

Yeah, seriously, fuck that guy.