Drake Really Loves Doris Burke And Kevin Durant. Damn.

Drake Really Loves Doris Burke And Kevin Durant. Damn.
  • Jake O'Donnell

Every season, the Toronto Raptors roll out their favorite hometown celebrity — er, he rolls himself out — for “Drake Night,” and it’s usually as much fun for the players as it is for the groupies who buy tickets just to catch a glimpse of the world’s number-one recording artist. But let’s be real, Drake’s the one enjoying this night the most.

Case in point: the guy rolled up courtside with a Doris Burke graphic tee (unironically, mind you), going as far as telling Israel Gutierrez “Dinner at my house anytime as long as she comes alone.”

Jesus Drake, you’re seriously trying to get this, huh?

It gets better…

Doris, who was not working the game for ESPN, saw her admirer’s public display of affection and was totally into it, which is cool…I guess?

Aubrey wasn’t done flirting. The missing piece to the Warriors’ basketball Death Star aka Kevin “ring please” Durant was subject to some playful in-game distraction tactics from the courtside king himself.

Exhibit A: a deep, lustful stare…

Exhibit B: a friendly exchange of comedic banter…

Exhibit C: a seductive nudge…

Exhibit D: a sarcastic attempt at “playing hard to get”…

Unfortunately, the culmination of all this boy-flirting wasn’t captured on video, seeing as it likely took place deep inside a Toronto strip club later on Wednesday evening. Oh, and don’t act like that’s not where this in-game frat party was headed — Golden State doesn’t play again until Friday and Klay Thompson slamming Coors Lights during his postgame interview.

Here, have a look…

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The important question isn’t where they all went after the Warriors handled the Raptors 127-121, it’s whether or not Drake drunk dialed Doris Burke at 3:00 am. Someone get us those voicemails, please.

Jake O'Donnell

Jake was hatched from a large egg in 1999, fully formed. His hobbies include sports, writing, and accumulating hobbies. He considers his body is a temple. A very oddly shaped temple. (@_jakeodonnell)