Phil Jackson’s Wikipedia Page Updated To Reflect His Current Relationship Status

Phil Jackson’s Wikipedia Page Updated To Reflect His Current Relationship Status
  • Jake O'Donnell

After telling the world that he and longtime girlfriend/fianceé/co-worker Jeanie Buss were no longer a thing, we now know that Knicks President Phil Jackson is officially single. Perhaps that’s why he dialed up a heartfelt breakup PSA on his iPad’s notes app and tweeted out the news: he was letting all those single ladies out there know that the gangly, 71-year-old basketball monk is back on the market. Or maybe he had just gotten done binging through a “Sex and the City” boxset and was channeling his inner Carrie Bradshaw. Either way, I get the feeling this unsolicited update on his relationship status had something to do with his massive ego, as literally no one on the planet besides Jeanie Buss and Phil Jackson give a shit about this revelation.

Oh, and speaking of Phil Jackson loving him some Phil Jackson, some intrepid sleuth promptly updated the “Personal Life” section of his Wikipedia page to reflect the real reason behind the split.

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Jake O'Donnell

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