As we know, Clippers owner Donald Sterling allegedly does not like his mistress being seen or having her photo taken with black people during games — but may make exceptions if those people are of mixed race. Donald Sterling, ladies and gentlemen. Isn’t he great?
Anyway, the recording of that conversation came out on Saturday, and the Clippers had to play the Warriors in Game 4 of their playoff series today. Awk-ward.
And because satire is our most effective form of social commentary, we also present this:
Donald Sterling logic.. pic.twitter.com/CJ9IzEWTUX
— Happy Gilmore (@_Happy_Gilmore) April 27, 2014
As Woody Allen once said, however: “Physical force is always better, because it’s hard to satirize a guy with shiny boots.”