Grayson Allen Further Proves He’s A Psychopath With Push Of FSU Coach

Grayson Allen Further Proves He’s A Psychopath With Push Of FSU Coach
  • Jake O'Donnell

Grayson Allen only has himself to thank for the microscope Grayson Allen now finds himself living under — and that’s something we should be thanking him for. After all, the kind of compulsive behavior he has routinely exhibited on the basketball court sets off a whole slew of red flags that indicate something’s seriously wrong with this kid (it’s probably not a great idea to let him dog sit). So ya, thanks Grayson Allen for being so forthcoming with your deep-seated sadism. It’s always good to know who the monsters are that walk among us.

Seeing as the repeated punishments for his various tripping incidents have done little to prevent recurrences, it should come as no surprise the Duke’s Junior guard was caught seemingly pushing a Florida State bench coach while falling out of bounds Tuesday night.

Were this anyone other than Grayson Allen, we might assume some degree of uncertainty about the player’s intentions, but this is Grayson Allen, and as well all know, Grayson Allen cannot control his dickish impulses.

Jake O'Donnell

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