Miami supporter and former 2 Live Crew head Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell is unhappy about convicted felon Nevin Shapiro calling himself “Little Luke” and jeopardizing the Hurricanes’ relationship with the NCAA — so here’s his cousin “Uncle Bubba” and a take on one of the Crew’s biggest hits.
“Banned by NCAA” by UNCLE BUBBA & Da U Live Crew (DOWNLOAD THE mp3)
We_got_a white collar criminal makin’ me puke
Sayin’ he real nasty just like Real Luke
___ Givin’ players money. Givin’ ’em cars.
Buyin’ lots of hookers for the foot-ball stars / from a
Jail cell he be sittin’ & snitchin’.
Make another scandal get the media itchin’.
Sayin’ he be offerin’ improper bennies
And payin’ for it with_ old_ ladies’ pennies.
Well don’t believe a word of this joker’s lies
You can see that he’s a sucka when you look in his eyes
Just_ when they were finished Tresselin’ tattoos
Now investigation’s comin’ right back to da U
_It’s been ten years and that’s way too long
Now they gonna say a champion_ship is wrong
Cause listen up y’all_ to what I say_
We gonna be banned by NCAA
Banned by NCAA yeah we’re
Banned from postseason play yeah we’re
Banned from TV games, yeah we’re
Banned by NCAA
I spend good money supportin’ my school
But what you sayin’ I didn’t break no rules.
Now this punk_ say_ he been offerin’ bounties
And the use of mansions from Palm Beach to Dade counties
Da U has a_ his_to_ry like no other
And coach Schnelly well he’s like my big brother
_But now because of this fool Shapiro
They gonna e-rase win to_tal to zero
Everybody knows Luke’s a generous tipper
And the pimp to every one of Miami’s strippers
But you gonna find a frown on my face to-day
‘Cause we gonna get banned by NCAA
So all you low majors. Mid majors. Big 10 schools.
There is a place for you in this world.
‘Cause this is the land of the cheats. Those who misbehave.
But Da U is who we are
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