There are no words to describe home awesome it must be to be one of Aaron Hernandez’s dogs.
Police are currently combing through his mansion for evidence (that hasn’t been cleaned/destroyed), which is why we now know that Hernandez should be arrested for giving animals that frequently eat their own poop a home nicer than the one you’re in right now. In all honesty, the scale is the real masterpiece here, so it’s probably not THAT big.
That being said, we want to know what the caption for this photo should be. Please, direct your submissions here.