This may be the most important thing ever written. Actually, there’s no maybe about it. [Los Angeles Times]
Wait, you’re calling a Josh McRoberts-Hakim Warrick swap boring?! Outrage! [Ball Don’t Lie]
This one was maybe less intimidating. [The Big Lead]
Who hasn’t dropped 500 bucks at a gas station, really? [Busted Coverage]
5. Not sports related, still important.
“Double cheese burger topped with an egg.”
The egg is like the cherry on top, except it’s an egg.
Ski patrol are always jerks, amirite?
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