May I suggest: Temple of Doom?
— Cam Inman (@CamInman) July 29, 2017
49ers fans may recall an actual hill that Mike Singletary made the team run on in 2009 during training camp. But this is 2017, so the team has gone high-tech, building a ramp.
It’s 35 feet long and pointed straight up — kind of like the bow of the Titanic just before it sunk. But Kyle Shanahan should be worried about only one thing — that a steep ramp to nowhere doesn’t become a metaphor for his team.