The Daily Show Reports On The Reporting Of Michael Sam's Showering Habits

  • Jake O'Donnell

Jon Stewart, putting sports bullshit to rest since 1998. Watch Samantha Bee report from the St. Louis Rams’ locker room, where she’s noticed a serious lack of ball-cupping and ass-grab, which could hurt Sam’s chances of making the traditionally dick-touchy 53-man roster next week.

(If he doesn’t end up making the regular season squad, our own Eric Goldschein found five potential homes the NFL’s first openly gay player.)