Subtle as ever. [Youtube/NMA]
A tightly-clenched Mainus is a well-maintained Mainus. (If you know where that’s from, I’ll love you forever.) [Geekosystem]
We don’t know who it is or if it’ll happen, but if it does… game-changer. [CBS Sports]
Anus-heavy roundup today, what can we say? [Deadspin]
5. Not sports related, still important.
Kim Kardashian has to learn about finances; the condom industry needs Bill Gates; a hacker deleted all of Soulja Boy’s YouTube music videos; a 17-year-old sold his tech startup to Yahoo! for $30 million.
“Traditional Pancakes With Syrup.”
Tradition tastes good.
Yes, this is a cat walking a dog on a leash.