Patriots receiver Wes Welker has a hot girlfriend, or something. Her name is Anna Burns, or something. She was Miss Hooters International one time or something, which led to her being in the Hootersgirl Hall of Fame, or something. Welker and Burns were just at something in Miami together, or something.
Why all the “or something”s? Well, let’s face it – the details are immaterial. What’s not immaterial: Burns’ luscious figure. I can’t really figure out what else to say at this point. Fortunately, that doesn’t matter, because…attractive woman wearing not much! Here you are. Or something.