Yes, That Is A Dildo On The Field At The Bills Game

Yes, That Is A Dildo On The Field At The Bills Game
  • Tanya Ray Fox

Bills games are not classy affairs. We know this. From the butt chugging and sloppy parking lot fornication to suplexing opposing fans through tables, Bills fans are the creepy drunk uncle at the NFL’s Thanksgiving dinner. They are the guy at the bar who stares through you while you pretend you’re on your cell phone. They are the sleazy weirdos who look like they aren’t allowed within 100 yards of a school.

So it should come as no surprise that this happened today as the Bills were getting their asses kicked at home by the New England Patriots:

Ah yes, the ole dildo toss. The one and only question I have about this situation is whether the dildo-throwing fan brought the sex toy with the intention of throwing it or because they were planning on using it if the home team won.

Everyone celebrates in their own way, people.

Now I can’t say for sure what team’s fan threw the dildo on the field, but let’s just say that the Bills fans don’t exactly deserve the benefit of the doubt. Plus there’s also a major chance that the dildo toss is the team’s official tailgate game.

And of course, this:

Sorry. Had To.

Tanya Ray Fox

Tanya Ray Fox is a sportswriter and producer who has worked for nearly 7 years in both digital and television sports media. She has previously worked in TV production experience for Comcast SportsNet New England, NFL Network and Time Warner Cable Sports. In addition to her work for SportsGrid and appearances on the affiliated FNTSY Sports Network, she is also a contributor for USA Today's Rams Wire.