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Announcer Believes Spanish Soccer Team’s Success A Result Of All Of The Sex

The Spanish national football team is on an unprecedented run of dominance, claiming three consecutive major international titles. People are calling them the “best team ever,” and it’s a defensible argument. But the secret to their success is up for debate. Some say its their incredible youth development programs. Others say its their patient, possession-hogging style of play. Fernando Torres says it’s “team effort.” I say they are a team of mutant cyborgs with magnets in their boots. Announcer Alan Shearer thinks it’s because “these guys have an unbelievable amount of sex.”

Freudian slip, perhaps? I’m skeptical. I mean, it’s safe to assume that all of these teams have unbelievable amounts of sex. Do you really think the Italian national team had any less sex than the Spaniards? It’s an unlikely theory. I mean, have you seen their hair? For now, the jury’s still out on why Spain has been so dominant. But I’m sure the unbelievable amounts of sex didn’t hurt.

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