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Iker Casillas Wipes Nose, Then Wipes Hand On Kid’s Face In Grossest Thing You’ll See A Star Goalkeeper Do Today

An Imagined Conversation Between SportsGrid And Iker Casillas

Us: “We know, we know, you’re Iker Casillas, Real Madrid/Spanish national team goalkeeper, one of the world’s best, outstanding goalkeeper at the 2010 World Cup, and handsome man. And we realize that sports stars and handsome people might be able to get away with more than the average person, but really, we can’t not call you out for blatantly wiping that kid’s face right after you wiped your nose. That’s gross no matter HOW handsome you are.”

Iker: “I don’t know, guys, you sure you can’t make an exception for me? I’m really handsome:”

Us: [resolve almost breaks at impish charm, but then we snap out of it and resolve is strengthened] “No. We just can’t let this slide. It must be shouted to the heavens. Your looks can’t win the day this time.”

Iker: “Oh, can’t they?”

Us: [resolve weakens again, but not enough] “… No. No. This nose-then-kid’s-face-wiping will not stand.”

Iker: “Sure these eyes can’t change your mind?”

Us: [ruefully] “You win again, Handsome Iker. You win again.”

[Deadspin]

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