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A Naked Video Of Ronaldinho Hits The Internet, And All His Coach Can Do Is Laugh (At Him)

What do you do when a video of your best player, a video in which he’s masturbating in his bathroom, hits the internet, and you’re forced to answer questions about it at your afternoon press conference? Welp, there’s really only one thing you can do at that point: make jokes about his weiner.

Yep. After a naked video of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho hit the web this morning, the coach for his club team, Flamengo, was greeted by a curious press corps after his team’s Thursday workout. He handled their questions like so:

“This is a particular problem for Ronaldinho. I can not control what is on my player’s computers,” said the coach, to much laughter from the gathered press ranks.

“The only thing I can do is [get] out of the way before this …. blows,” finished Luxemburgo to even more laughter.

But wait! He wasn’t done yet:

Let me ask a question for you? Who saw the video of Ronaldinho? How big?

Not sure who (if anyone) answered that. Anyway, the video, which is creepier than you can possibly imagine (in a non-dong-featuring version I watched, Ronaldinho stares directly into the camera throughout, which is… unsettling), was originally posted on YouTube, then taken down. But by the time of its removal, it was too late: as Yahoo points out, it had already spread to “the more naked corners of the internet.” So go ahead and find it if you wish, but be forewarned: it’s exactly what it sounds like. Which means: it’s a dude masturbating in a bathroom.

[Dirty Tackle]